horror movie opening scene
  • white girl: i dont like this abandoned insane asylum, zack.
  • white boy: come on, amanda, 10 years ago tonight, the famous blood skull killer committed his last murder right here and then vanished.
  • white girl: you're just trying to scare me.
  • white boy: lmao
  • they continue walking for a few seconds
  • *white couple hears noise*
  • white girl: babe what that??
  • white boy: i'll go investigate
  • *leaves her alone*
  • *choking noises*
  • white girl: zack!!!
  • white boy: ha ha just kidding!
  • white girl: asshole!
  • white boy: im just playin babe
  • white girl: that wasnt funny but ur still cute
  • *playful kiss*
  • *things turn sexy*
  • *hear noise*
  • white boy: i'll go investigate
  • *he leaves and then there's a silence for a long time*
  • *maybe a thud*
  • white girl: zack! this isnt funny anymore zack!
  • *she walks and he dead*
  • white girl: ahhh!!
  • *killer shows up with sickle or quirky weapon that distinguishes him from other horror movie villains*
  • white girl: ahhh!!!
  • *white girl runs*
  • *dead end*
  • *hides*
  • *thinks she free n safe*
  • *guy catches her*
  • *cuts her*
  • *she dead*
  • opening title slashes across screen: BLOOD SLICE IN 3-D
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I still don’t get why many people have something against psych meds. Their ignorance towards people that do take psych meds need to stop. It’s reasons like this that people don’t get the help they need. In MOST CASES, meds are important. Last time I checked, no one would ever tell a diabetic not take take their insulin, or a cancer patient not to go through chemo. Each case is handled differently and if you still can’t figure that the mind could also have a disease, then you obviously aren’t using your brain. thestoryofabipolarbear (via thestoryofabipolarbear)

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frankoceanfanclub:

'Dont I get a hug' most cringeworthy line

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HAKUNA MA’VODKA it means no memories, for the rest of the night  (via suchvodka)

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holymusicalbatman:

fall aka wearing the same pair of jeans everyday and seeing if anyone notices

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graceland: a summary
  • everyone: MIKE NO
  • mike warren: MIKE YES
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lesbian-pixie:

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"your wings are too big"

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licensetocannibalize:

remember during season one when tumblr thought the hannibal fandom was just a fad?

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