soofyawn:

god who fucking cares. who fucking cares. who fucking cares. everyone stop being offended and mad over the smallest shit ever. ask urself who the fuck fucking cares

(via spikesblowjobface)

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  • teacher: you can't bullshit this essay
  • me (under my breath): if you're an ameteur
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yakfrost:

youhavetobelieveinme:

can you tell i am a pro at keeping track of my files
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me tooimage

(via fishybaby)

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antlor:

people who hate on flannel are not worth your time, you OWN that lumberjack look and chop down the haters

(via supremecaptainajack)

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wobbufetts:

aidn:

how the hell do i talk to people

Stand in front of them and press A

(via wiitchbiitch)

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cakeandrevolution:

I want to see a reality tv show where straight dudes have to read the shitty messages they send to women to their mothers.

(via alicetookadrink)

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slayboybunny:

everything is a competition unless I’m losing and then fuck off not everything has to be a competition asshole

(via castiel-the-vampire-slayer)

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shut-up-im-superman:

"I don’t understand bisexuality, I don’t think it exists"

well I don’t understand physics but you don’t see me floating off into space because gravity no longer applies to me

(via arcusroll)

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